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tim gueguen's avatar

If anyone from the Trump administration is reading this, I'll take the job for a quarter of what you want to pay this loser. Of course you'll also have to stop your bullshit oppression of asylum seekers and others.

Culinary Mercenary's avatar

I thought that was an Irish arena rock band from the 80's. O'Reo McSpeedwagon.

Dianna Deem's avatar

Honestly, some Americans are suffering too, not in the same way or to the same extent, but many of us are heartbroken and outraged by the brutality being waged in our name.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Especially ones who have not had an up close and personal relationship with a lady parts since they were delivered through some.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

This is that fucking idiot? What a prude!

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

The scrub nurses claim he was awful.

Knuckles's avatar

Assistant to the President or Assistant President?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Considering the fat content in the Dotard's daily Mickey D's, I'd think he'd go up like a Roman candle.

Mike Steele's avatar

Was trying to grasp insanity/inanity of Kobach’s pre-hire requests in my mind. Dok done did it, with wine-snortin’ snark. Cooch, of course, will be no better, but if #ETTD still applies, he’ll go down with the sinking ship.

fifthdentist's avatar

"Like maybe forcing asylum applicants to fight to the death in gladiatorial contests for the right to have their cases considered."

You're hired!

Ms Cast's avatar

You said it. They ain’t pretty

Ms Cast's avatar

Yeah, but a Czar named Cooch? Not a complete loss.

Philip Turner's avatar

AND pardoning military criminals?