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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

Don't go south, Dakota.

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DemoCat's avatar

Who among us hasn’t thought they met with one of the most dangerous and isolated dictators in the world, only to later discover that, whoopsie, it didn’t really happen? Totally common mistake. Also she’s full of shit.

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zb23's avatar

seems kinda weird how Commander only bit Secret Service agents? and 24 of them at that. this is the same Secret Service that had that IT issue that erased all their January 6th texts?

huh.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Was it 24 different agents, or just 24 occasions, possibly involving the same agents multiple times? I don't recall if that distinction has ever been made. I mean, if *my* dog kept biting the same agent every time they got too close to me, I'd seriously consider having him reassigned.

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hvdv's avatar

“What would I do if I was president on the first day in office in 2025? Thanks for asking. I happen to have a list."

Literally, and I mean that literally, nobody asked.

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BlueSpot's avatar

Kristi Noem and her gun acomin'

We're finally on our own

This summer I hear the drummin'

Two dead in S Dakota

Gotta get down to it

Kristi's gunning us down

Should have been done long ago

What if you knew her and

Found her dead on the ground?

How can you run when you know?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Keep off the reservations, Kristi.

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Jus_Wonderin's avatar

"What would I do if I was president on the first day in office in 2025? Thanks for asking."

I didn't see this interview. Did someone ACTUALLY ask that question or did Noem do the "was asked a question that she perverted/pivoted into another"???

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Considering what a shitshow the SS has been I can understand that a discerning canine like Commander is probably weeding out the bad apples that wouldn't do squat as far as "protecting" Biden.

Fuck Ted Cruz - Kristi Noem is doing a fine job of fucking herself.

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Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

Governor Puppy-killer has been banned from tribal lands in her state because she's lying about the tribal governments all being affiliated with drug cartels. Does that mean she should be taken out to the gravel pit, since she's such a bad/dangerous governor?

(Please note, I do not believe she should be taken out and shot. Please let poor Cricket rest in peace away from this jackass. Puppy-killer Kristi can and should spend the rest of her natural life being mocked and shunned.)

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Jus_Wonderin's avatar

What is the next notch up from Batshit Crazy??

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Emeline Freeland's avatar

Shooting puppies crazy has a nice ring to it.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

COVID batshit crazy?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Fuck the dog killer.

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Just_Jim's avatar

Only with a tetanus infected farm implement.

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Dshwa's avatar

Given how in the tank a lot of secret service was for Trump, I'm on Commander's side about not trusting them.

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Emeline Freeland's avatar

Right? Plus German shepherds nip a lot. They’ll goose you iif they like you.

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Emil Muz's avatar

"future editions".

There aren't going to be any 2nd or 3rd printings of her screed.

It's funny really...when you go to a used bookstore, there are always multiple copies of titles from conservative writers and politicians. But you don't generally find 6 copies of The Audacity of Hope, or anything Hillary wrote.

It's almost as though people who read Mark Levin, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, etc. don't feel they have a need to keep those ideas for future reference.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

They probably got them as swag at some political function and don't need to read the book (like they read books) because they already know what the author's going to say. They donate their free books so that others can be as enlightened as they are.

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Amezed's avatar

I'm the Remainders buyer for the bookshop where I work and those winger titles stay on the backlists for YEARS

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Emil Muz's avatar

It's just hilarious to me to that 2nd & Charles (Books-a-Million used outlet) always has a multiple copies of right winger pundits titles, which they are buying back from the public. I'm a book guy, I have to really talk myself into selling a book to a used place.

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Boojum's avatar

I confess that I shot two dogs when I was a teenager. However, they were feral German Shepherds that had moved into our barn and were killing our chickens. They weren't pets and were quite dangerous.

So, yeah, people who live on farms do occasionally shoot dogs, but Kristi Noem is a monster.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Dad shot our dog. Of course, he'd been hit by a snowplow.

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Boojum's avatar

Shit happens. My dad shot a goat, after it had been savaged by our dog.

We didn't kill the dog, because we had been gone and he ran out of food. It was our fault and he was a good dog.

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BECKY's avatar

I had a puppy that chewed up two cell phones and my kitchen floor and I took him...no wait, he's right here next to me on his favorite blanket, all these 10 years later.

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Androgenous AF's avatar

Yrs ago, with my first cell phone, they had two chewed up cellphones as a reason to buy insurance... Evidence, front and center...

There was no doubt in my mind then ..

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BECKY's avatar

Exactly why I bought insurance too although i can't remember if it paid for two phones since they were pretty close together. And I have another puppy right now, crossing my fingers I remember to keep it up high, little Atticus (I call him Atticus Finch dog when I'm being silly).

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Demme Fatale's avatar

They love that black plastic, don't they?

I have some destroyed kitchen scissors, cords, and cell phones, too!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Rachel likes to chew up cardboard. In my book, that makes her a good dog.

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BECKY's avatar

I had a puppy that chewed up two cell phones and my kitchen floor and I took him...no wait, he's right here next to me on his favorite blanket, all these 10 years later.

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