This goes nicely with the reporting that the NYT did by getting the internal memo from the FBI with KKKash's schedule in Italy. Not that I can find any sign of that article now, but I trust Tiedrich. Apparently, the schedule was heavy on recreation and hockey, and very light on "work."
OTOH Stanley Tucci hosted the USA women's hockey team for lunch in Milan. They said it was the best food they had while they were in Italy. They gave him a jersey and he beamed. I just love Stanley Tucci.
I think this is what the Puppy killer was worried about happening. The bag-o-dicks story was gonna leak and become a hystericaly funny Wonkette Dick Joke Emporium headline and story. Her worries are over, it happened!
I so hope their spouses are keeping track of this story for divorce court purposes. Imagine the fun being able to say bag o' dicks in a legal argument!
Also, for your parasocial reading pleasure, this almost-100% verbatim dialogue from Wonkette's Sekrit Chat Cave:
rebecca: "We can’t say we have any evidence; let’s just say the vibes seem right."
oh dok you scamp
doktorzoom: I'm a regular Mark Russell terrier.
She was smuggling Rabbits?
Rabbit season!!
Drat. I wanted my upvote to be "Liked 69"
In this case "96"
You needed HARD evidence, Dok
you know, I had that in my head when I thought of that line. So it goes.
Marketing a Homeland Security Blanket sounds like a money making opportunity.
I'd buy one for Juan.
One probably exists; I may or may not have had a USMS throw, a very nice one, I might add.
Only if it’s a Snuggie.
Never pegged you guys as such gossips
Lol. I did. That's why I'm here.
Wonkette used to have a subhed of 'The D. C. Gossip'.
XD
Thumbs up for the Mark Russell reference. Also, avoid gravel pits.
Oooo, good call!
but you should just plug away at the story anyway
it would be irresponsible not to speculate
But, but…
butt...
;>D
You should think long and hard about what you’ve done.
Probably some of those in there too.
But it will breed all sorts of rumors!
The rumors are sure to have me fit to be tied!
This goes nicely with the reporting that the NYT did by getting the internal memo from the FBI with KKKash's schedule in Italy. Not that I can find any sign of that article now, but I trust Tiedrich. Apparently, the schedule was heavy on recreation and hockey, and very light on "work."
OTOH Stanley Tucci hosted the USA women's hockey team for lunch in Milan. They said it was the best food they had while they were in Italy. They gave him a jersey and he beamed. I just love Stanley Tucci.
Cache of cocks
Pouch of pricks
Dick duffel
Valise of vibrators
Twat toolbag
Doc Johnson First Aid kit
Emergency Johnson replacements
Insertion emergency safety kit
I always slotted Kristi as more of Tantric Sex type official.
I think this is what the Puppy killer was worried about happening. The bag-o-dicks story was gonna leak and become a hystericaly funny Wonkette Dick Joke Emporium headline and story. Her worries are over, it happened!
I'm betting it was duffle full of portraits of US Grant. Homan is too stupid to be the only one in the MAGAsphere walking around with bags of cash.
You said "The blanket was only a cover."
Bwhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahhah
Cory was mad because his strap on that she uses on him was in the bag.
Given what we know of this administration and their habits, and these two in particular, could it have been... drugs? Just asking.
It was heroin and the (alleged) lovers were jonesing.
I'm thinking butt plugs. But I've got a filthy mind. Or Kristi's strap on. Same diff.
Kristi Noem is a double ender if I ever saw one. Book it.
Fuck Trump.
I so hope their spouses are keeping track of this story for divorce court purposes. Imagine the fun being able to say bag o' dicks in a legal argument!
I'll take salted rat dicks for $50 Alex.
I think it was a bag of Orange Oaf poo for Krusti's koprophilia moments.
Ouch
20 pounds of uncut cocaine. Allegedly.