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Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

I am trying to picture a cannibal on a bus trying to "eat himself".....

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

Paul Riddell's avatar

She’s just jealous that there are no natural predators of the Cybermen.

Spleen Victoria's avatar

The answer here is very simple: the cannibal ate him or herself entirely ( don’t be sexist and assume all cannibals are male, OK) and so there is no one left because once the cannibal ate themselves they ate all the other people and all the reporters and that is why there is no verification. But who are you going to trust, the pro-cannibalism left or Dogshooter McGee?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. Kristi Noem has some really weird fantasies. I wonder whether she's exploring them with Lewandowski.

Padraic Smithies's avatar

In context, and in all fairness to the true believers, it's really only a small step from "They're eating the cats" to "They're eating each other" (or themselves, for that matter).

Ms.Gyspy's avatar

I came here to say that. Why verify when no one else in the administration is bothering to do so?

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

So are you saying her whole story is

CANNY BULL?

I'll wait outside.

Debra Dassow's avatar

A harmless fib I used to tell my kids was that as a child I had a pet dolphin named Chipper, in the backyard of my Wisconsin home in a pond. They never believed me either.

tegrat's avatar

I think the flight attendant was tipped off that this was indeed a cannibal when he declined the in-flight meal.

JenTheFriend's avatar

I can well imagine someone coming up with the most ridiculous, over-the-top, obviously fake story to tell Noem just to laugh when she falls for it. It's like telling someone the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.

JenTheFriend's avatar

Wouldn't it be safer to lock a cannibal up for life in a prison, particularly the solitary confinement area, than set him free in his own country from which he could just travel right back to the United States? If Noem truly believes this story, maybe she should ask why her minions didn't take further steps to keep people safe from the cannibal.

Robert Eckert's avatar

“She was told that story on a deportation flight by one of the air marshals.” I doubt very strongly that she was told any such story by anybody ever.

Hank Napkin's avatar

I thought she was from Alaska.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I wonder which race is the tastiest. We should ask Kristi. That seems like something a white supremacist fascinated by cannibalism would really be interested in.

Melissa's avatar

Go to the epstein files and search for cannibal as a keyword... The call is coming from inside the house. The white house, most likely... ☠️😋

Melissa's avatar

And gladiator parties for all those vicious, dirty old fuckers. Complete with cute little "party favors".

theCryptofishist's avatar

Wait, so Pope Benedict's red shoes were made from baby leather?