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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

The Secret, aka If You Daughter Has Cancer It's All Her Fault.

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AlanInSF's avatar

I liked them better when they were grifting at the airport.

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kingeider's avatar

they hiked the Appalachian Trail

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Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

Eh, an ethics investigation will reveal the obvious - that Sinema has no ethics.

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яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

Her "Jagad Guru" Kris Butler attempted a coup d'etat against the aging A. C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada as part of the succession struggles, but was excommunicated before the Swami died. He then partially remodeled his cult after Scientology, calling it "Science of the Mind" and supplementing its chanting practices with mind-control techniques like isolation from the world and threats of disconnection from family for any deviation, aiming for the blissed-out staring state we so often see from Tulsi. His ideology started out as "Surf Nazi" (he wanted to be a champion surfboarder before his career as a guru) in which the chosen "Aryan" race includes Indo-Iranians (this is mostly what he takes from Hinduism) plus Nordics and also Pacific Islanders. This led him, and Tulsi, into alliance with the Iranian side of Middle East conflicts, thus to apologism for Assad and finally full-throated alliance with Putin.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Bellord would be making a lot more that $50,000 if she’d stayed with the Marshal Service, that salary not only seems suspiciously low, it raises a red flag that she might be receiving other compensation under the table. The $240,000 for “security expenses” could even just be the tip of the iceberg.

And if I were a republican, this is where I’d be insinuating some kind of hanky-panky between Bellord and Sinema.

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Boojum's avatar

It is the very best nothing.

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Boojum's avatar

An uparmored Humvee, no doubt.

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Boojum's avatar

And buypartisan.

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Boojum's avatar

No job too small!

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Boojum's avatar

She’s still into the green.

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Boojum's avatar

I think it is important to note that Kyrsten Sinema is an anagram for both Inky Steersman and Stinkermen Say.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Republicans seem to be really good about feeding off the government teat while bemoaning the "cost of big government." Probably the best thing TFG did for the greedy ba$tards in the GOP was to encourage them to grift in plain sight.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Certainly not an EV.

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Blanche de Shambles 🍹🦩🌺🌴🌋🌴🐙's avatar

Also, and this has probably already been mentioned, but Mark Kelly's wife was actually shot in the goddamn head.

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Cheap & Nothing Wasted's avatar

Yeah, I was wondering why that was left out!

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