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Joe should propose removing all military and government installations from Alabama and establishing a Real American (not 'Murikkkan) Green Zone where constitutional protections apply for all federal workers who must stay (gotta keep federal courts, EPA, NOAA, etc.), along with all the other economic hostages these clowns are holding. See how bargain bin "coach" likes that one. Oh, and I believe this could all be accomplished via executive order so Cheers!

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Dearest Shitstain… Sorry, I meant Kyrsten, I know a way you can help this impasse…

Fuck the fuck off you ignorant, lying, useless piece of moldering, corrupted, disgusting armadillo excrement and take your stupid, silly-ass, bullshit both-sidism arguments and shove them right up your ass you condescending little tramp.

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Being forced into pregnancy because you signed up to serve your country is not a good look.

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The only pinch point Sinema has in her life is whether to order one or two margaritas.

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Ta, Robyn. May they all be convicted and sentenced.

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Kyrsten Sinema is the Candace Owens of Caitlyn Jenners. And I really hate the fact that her name is spelled so weird and I have to waste time fixing my voice to text for this completely worthless, no strike that, harmful person. Fuck Kirsten Cinema. There I'm not fixing it. Fuck her.

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You can't negotiate with nut jobs and meet them halfway. Ideological insanity is sort of like infinity: "halfway to infinity" isn't somewhere you can get.

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I teach in a high school. I absolutely hate it when someone is called "coach." It's NOT a fricking title.

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+SATANIC CANNIBAL DEMS ARE KILLING BABIES WITH PINS+

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtAGwqibKHc

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OT: '"Cheese-bro" I think I'm actually dying, here. Literally.

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Never have I heard so much meaningless bullshit coming from someone who was not an actual official spox for a dodgy corporation working hard to cover up the stink of a massive scandal. Sinema has a bright future in GOP public relations.

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Have I not noticed this before, or is Kyrsten suddenly morphing into Sarah Palin? You betcha!

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So they should also be charged with physically attacking the other patients.

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That sure did sound like assault, yes.

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Okay... Marry, Boff, Kill: Kyrsten Sinema, Elise Stefanik, Rhona McDaniel.

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Bloody Mary Elise stefanic. Boff Ronna Romney McDaniel upside the head with votes, un alive Kirsten Cinema resurrect and repeat until my impotent rage is spent

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Um..."kill."

Or do I have to use up "boff" and "marry" as well?

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The oh so precious “pick me girl” routine is cute for high school, but not the US Senate. Senator Barbie needs to sit her ass down & shut right up.

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Any woman that age that tries to pull off the 'good mornin' little schoolgirl' look (with curtsey, no less) deserves to be laughed out of the room. Yes, I know that statement is sexist.

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Hey!

Barbie would be a far better Senator than Sen Pick Me (I- Her Own Ass).

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If only the Jews of Nazi Germany had worked harder to find middle ground with the Reich...?

Good god, I can't stand Kyrsten Sinema.

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