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Lyndsey Loves tRump Farts's avatar

Joe should propose removing all military and government installations from Alabama and establishing a Real American (not 'Murikkkan) Green Zone where constitutional protections apply for all federal workers who must stay (gotta keep federal courts, EPA, NOAA, etc.), along with all the other economic hostages these clowns are holding. See how bargain bin "coach" likes that one. Oh, and I believe this could all be accomplished via executive order so Cheers!

marcus816's avatar

Dearest Shitstain… Sorry, I meant Kyrsten, I know a way you can help this impasse…

Fuck the fuck off you ignorant, lying, useless piece of moldering, corrupted, disgusting armadillo excrement and take your stupid, silly-ass, bullshit both-sidism arguments and shove them right up your ass you condescending little tramp.

Robyn's avatar

Being forced into pregnancy because you signed up to serve your country is not a good look.

Steven McCrary's avatar

The only pinch point Sinema has in her life is whether to order one or two margaritas.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. May they all be convicted and sentenced.

Don't dox me bro's avatar

Kyrsten Sinema is the Candace Owens of Caitlyn Jenners. And I really hate the fact that her name is spelled so weird and I have to waste time fixing my voice to text for this completely worthless, no strike that, harmful person. Fuck Kirsten Cinema. There I'm not fixing it. Fuck her.

simpledinosaur's avatar

You can't negotiate with nut jobs and meet them halfway. Ideological insanity is sort of like infinity: "halfway to infinity" isn't somewhere you can get.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I teach in a high school. I absolutely hate it when someone is called "coach." It's NOT a fricking title.

I'm giving you folks money's avatar

OT: '"Cheese-bro" I think I'm actually dying, here. Literally.

Wondering Woman's avatar

Never have I heard so much meaningless bullshit coming from someone who was not an actual official spox for a dodgy corporation working hard to cover up the stink of a massive scandal. Sinema has a bright future in GOP public relations.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Have I not noticed this before, or is Kyrsten suddenly morphing into Sarah Palin? You betcha!

Tina Mouse's avatar

So they should also be charged with physically attacking the other patients.

agony's avatar

That sure did sound like assault, yes.

Amanda Mitchell's avatar

The oh so precious “pick me girl” routine is cute for high school, but not the US Senate. Senator Barbie needs to sit her ass down & shut right up.

Mike Gesing's avatar

Any woman that age that tries to pull off the 'good mornin' little schoolgirl' look (with curtsey, no less) deserves to be laughed out of the room. Yes, I know that statement is sexist.

Tina Mouse's avatar

Hey!

Barbie would be a far better Senator than Sen Pick Me (I- Her Own Ass).

diogenez's avatar

If only the Jews of Nazi Germany had worked harder to find middle ground with the Reich...?

Good god, I can't stand Kyrsten Sinema.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Fascinating that we still have to fight this endless battle, and that K. Sinema misrembers her libertarian tendencies to butter up a goose like Senator Tuberville. Pretty soon the chrysalis will be rent asunder, and she’ll emerge as a Republican butterfly

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Sinema misrembers her libertarian tendencies..."

She is no "libertarian." I despise them, too, but she is nothing but an arrogant narcissistic contrarian for the sake of being contrarian. She thinks it makes her "edgy."

Wookiee Monster's avatar

It won’t help her. She’s pissed off everyone in Arizona.

Revenant's avatar

She is obviously looking far beyond Arizona. There is always room among the oligarchy's retainers for a Judas goat, whose role is to confuse and divide the rebellious. Slippery Joe Lieberman showed the way ages ago: the "honest centrist" pose is one the MSM

ALWAYS falls for, it helps lend an air of legitimacy to their both-siderism. Why make the hard choice between good and evil when you can pretend there is no real difference?

Don't dox me bro's avatar

Literally everybody on the face of this planet except for corporate media hates her

Revenant's avatar

well then her efforts have not been entirely in vain.