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Kelly Thompson's avatar

Your crying gif was exactly my reaction to reading about poor, poor, poor Sinema's $$ troubles. And running behind that whackadoodle Kari Lake? 🤣🤣

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Queroloustwo's avatar

If she is from AZ why is she wearing a sweater with a Lone Star on it?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

She's a Star-Bellied Sneetch, which makes her BETTER THAN YOU.

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JCfromNC's avatar

She thinks she's Stargirl?

https://www.dc.com/characters/stargirl

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DrBDH's avatar

Because she thinks of herself as a lone star in the Senate.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"a lone star in the Senate"

Did you mean to misspell "clown car"?

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Fog of Jen's avatar

awwww all her Republican friends ditching her?

Hey, KS, dear, your usefulness has ended. Hope the selling out was worth it for ya.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

It may be that Greedy Spice has seen the writing on the wall and knows it’s time to take that golden parachute she was bragging to Mitt Romney about. That’s why she isn’t doing much fundraising now.

Honestly, leaving the Senate might be a relief for Hot Topic. No more dealing with commoners wanting to talk to her about their petty shit (ie, stuff that matters to voters) while she's trying to hang with her republican buddies. Whatever organization she ends up with has better have some very loose rules about expense accounts. They’re going to be paying for a lot of spa sessions and wine tasting trips.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Maybe she is trying to fundraise but when it comes to her new friends, they'd rather back the actual Republican?

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arcessita's avatar

Man, I cannot wait to phone bank for Gallego and be like "I volunteered for Sinema's campaign last time and now I'd like to urge you to vote against her because she sucks." I assume that won't be part of the script, but in every phone bank there's a voter who wants to companionably bitch about who sucks the most in this election, so I'm sure it'll come up eventually.

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smokefilledroommate's avatar

"her own indie centrist label"

Yeah, 'Sympathy for the Sinema Industry'. I've never felt so utterly duped as I did after voting for that asshole. Never again.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

It's not your fault. She ran much more left than she turned out.

We should prolly vet these people a little better in the primaries

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Well she ain’t getting one more fucking penny from ME. You don’t have to hit me in the googlies with a mallet twice for me to learn my lesson.

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TakingAmes's avatar

HAHAHAHAHA! “Bitcoin of senators.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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kareema's avatar

Bummer. LULZ.

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Demme Fatale's avatar

LOL!

Nice way to start my day!

(If she's hired by FOX, she can continue to be a useful idiot for the GOP.)

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Kristina's avatar

This pony played her one trick too early. Hope she's saved the money folks threw her way to play Independent - cause her political pocketbook is about to snap shut.

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

It took me a hot minute to recognize her in that picture. It's the most tasteful she's ever dressed.

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Phried Ω's avatar

Lone Star is not an Arizona brand though.

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

I did say tasteful. Never claimed Miss "Teehee No One Is As Smart And Pretty As Me" is actually that bright.

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Dick Fritter's avatar

What a bag of dicks... And I enthusiastically voted for this craven individual.

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Demme Fatale's avatar

Idiot!

I wonder what she thought would happen when she betrayed all her Dem supporters?

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Dick Fritter's avatar

No idea, but I would imagine she imagined there would be a curtsy involved...

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Crystalclear12's avatar

Huh.

Turns out she isn't all that.

She must be so surprised.

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Monty Capuletti's avatar

The curtsy killed her dead.

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"M"'s avatar

As did the thumbs down

I can't talk about her too much - my language would veer me toward the banhammer

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Viole Falusche's avatar

Wikipedia claims that the erstwhile Senator's family background is Dutch+Frisian. In Frisian, a 'sinema' is a place one goes to see a movie. If it means anything in standard Dutch, Google hasn't learnt it. 'Sinema' also means a cinema in Welsh, which is what started me looking at this.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Perhaps the Dutch is "kino."

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Phried Ω's avatar

Dutch speakers would figure a way to cram more double vowels into a short word.

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Viole Falusche's avatar

That seems likely, but seems preclude that being a tie to Sinema's name.

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Dick Fritter's avatar

I prefer to just go with "asshole" ... I think that says it all!

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Viole Falusche's avatar

One sees your point, but that again loses the connection to her name. Perhaps I should just stop flogging this horse!

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Dick Fritter's avatar

No no. Please flog on! That's the entire point at this point!

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Viole Falusche's avatar

Flog Comet! Flog Cupid! Flog Sinema and Manchin!

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