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TBF, they thought they were working to elect a democrat.

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Perhaps Thot Topic?

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Boorish is acceptable.

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Well, in McConnell’s case it’s fairly obvious.

🐢

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If I were a truly diabolical individual, I’d work to find someone to Sinema’s right to run as an independent and further dilute her share of the vote. Instead I’ll just donate to Rueben Gallego.

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She is, instead, standing athwart history shouting “Me!”.

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Well, a second isn’t a long time for McConnell. https://media0.giphy.com/me...

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Or, in Sinema’s case:

GettingRichEasilyEffectuating Nothing

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When she sat down at her computer and worked on every buying every wacky outfit she could get from Etsy.

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Yes and no.If all the people in Florida who voted for Nader, and instead had voted for Gore, the margin of Gore votes over Bush would've been way more that enough to not require a recount.

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How many Post Office names has she voted for?

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Maybe we can get Biden to name her the new Secretary of Mall Fashion Shoppes or maybe Ambassador to some trendy tine European nation no one has ever heard of. Gets her out of the way, lets Katie Hobbs appoint a replacement.

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You can buy those - I have one.

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That is a high fucking bar.

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Who does that woman delude herself will vote for her?

Lady, you have milked your one lousy, stinking Senate vote for all it's worth for years on end. Once you no longer have that to dangle, who do you think will have five minutes for you?

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She's lead every bi-partisan vote, like all two of them if you include the one for naming the new post office.

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