LA Councilman Dennis Zine got a list of people wishing to speak on the floor during Tuesday's meeting that included mysterious individual "Mike Hunt." Zine dutifully called on him with the best unsuspecting Principal Skinner deadpan that a prankster could wish for:
Don't forget the two famous major league baseball players: Peter LaCock (son of the tv star Peter Marshall) and Rusty Kuntz (old man Kuntz' kid).
Agreed...but unfortunately hampered by a horrible last name. What folks didn't realize is that Fuckingdouchebag is a German/Hapsburg name that is pronounced Smith.
Where's my fadda?
Can someone get Oliver Klozoff?
Don't forget the two famous major league baseball players: Peter LaCock (son of the tv star Peter Marshall) and Rusty Kuntz (old man Kuntz' kid).
And, of course, Peter O'Toole.
From the classic National Lampoon High School Yearbook (which must have a couple of hundred of them): Rufus Leaking and Anita Handjob.
That sounds way better than the "strap rack" we had at home.
I'm look for a Mr. Ness...Has anyone seen a Harry P. Ness?
After the meeting, they retired to the lobby for cookies and cider--world famous Dicken's Cider.
Or Barb Dwyer
Connie Lindquist, table for two.
Who's Dick Hurtz?
Wardrobe malfunction libel.
Distant cousin of mine.
It's too bad Mike couldn't take the floor to speak. I hear he's a cunning linguist.
Agreed...but unfortunately hampered by a horrible last name. What folks didn't realize is that Fuckingdouchebag is a German/Hapsburg name that is pronounced Smith.