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Spurning Beer's avatar

I will be leaving an empty chair tonight for Elijah,

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

shorter Elijah- "ALL YOUR ISSA ARE BELONG TO US"

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Errors do not detract from wingnut arguments, they are proof of their correctness.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

He's 'renowned'. Unfortunately, that's enough for the more terrified part of San Diego County.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

It's a floor wax <i>and</i> a dessert topping!

(Can we agree on "negligent"?)

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Whatever the Congressman wants to drink.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The only thing that dropped in town here tonight was the temperature. Also too, various articles of clothing.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

not to be <i>that guy</i>, but i find his poetry derivative: he stole that no-caps gimmick from archy and mehitabel.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

My favorite Cummings moments are when he proudly roars "President . . . Baaarraaaack . . . OBAMA!!", which is almost every time he mentions our beloved and embattled leader. Considering all the putrid pusbags in Congress and elsewhere who can't even bring themselves to use his name correctly, I bet it gives the president a warm fuzzy every time he hears it. And then my second-favorite Cummins moments are all the rest of them. Rock on, Rep. Badass.

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SeekingIndictmentBarbie's avatar

I became a follower on twitter and I'm an angel (see avatar) so please send me a shot of whiskey. Thank you.

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