While 2013 certainly kept all the womyn busy in the kitchen baking shitmuffins, there were some bright and awesome spots where legislators on the national stage groped around to find long-lost sets of (gender-neutral) testicles and stood up for everything that is right and just in this world. In order to honor those men and women who encouraged us to step slowly away from the ledge, we have created the most coveted award in all the land: Legislative Badass of the Year. Despite tough competition from both chambers, we proudly present this year's award to...
My favorite Cummings moments are when he proudly roars "President . . . Baaarraaaack . . . OBAMA!!", which is almost every time he mentions our beloved and embattled leader. Considering all the putrid pusbags in Congress and elsewhere who can't even bring themselves to use his name correctly, I bet it gives the president a warm fuzzy every time he hears it. And then my second-favorite Cummins moments are all the rest of them. Rock on, Rep. Badass.
I will be leaving an empty chair tonight for Elijah,
shorter Elijah- "ALL YOUR ISSA ARE BELONG TO US"
Errors do not detract from wingnut arguments, they are proof of their correctness.
He's 'renowned'. Unfortunately, that's enough for the more terrified part of San Diego County.
It&#039;s a floor wax <i>and</i> a dessert topping!
(Can we agree on &quot;negligent&quot;?)
Whatever the Congressman wants to drink.
The only thing that dropped in town here tonight was the temperature. Also too, various articles of clothing.
not to be <i>that guy</i>, but i find his poetry derivative: he stole that no-caps gimmick from archy and mehitabel.
My favorite Cummings moments are when he proudly roars &quot;President . . . Baaarraaaack . . . OBAMA!!&quot;, which is almost every time he mentions our beloved and embattled leader. Considering all the putrid pusbags in Congress and elsewhere who can&#039;t even bring themselves to use his name correctly, I bet it gives the president a warm fuzzy every time he hears it. And then my second-favorite Cummins moments are all the rest of them. Rock on, Rep. Badass.
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