You've probably been staying up late, losing sleep, wondering how Mittens could have lost in 2012 so bad and also, too, whatever became of the dream team that was supposed to get him elected King of America. Well, worry no more because those dudes are keepin' on keepin' on, coming up with fresh hot new ideas about how having a baby is
“But having children is more a choice than a random act of nature. People who drive a new Porsche pay more for car insurance than those who drive an old Chevy. We consider that fair because which car you drive is a choice."
Yeah, well I don't plan to pig out on cheeseburgers, freedumb fries, and deep-fried Crisco sandwiches for decades -- maybe I shouldn't have to pay for teabaggers' diabetes, cardiac bypasses, and hoverrounds. I mean, it's fair, because what you stuff into your piehole is a choice.
Well if everyone driving a Porsche used a condom then we wouldn't have to worry about how these 2 random topics relate. And if you drive a Porsche you probly get laid sometimes (not as much as Bimmer drivers, so I've heard) so call that storage area a condom compartment. Or get a clown car.
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Oh Lord, won't you buy me A Mercedes-Benz...
And now, featuring Greg Mankiw in his breakout role...
<strong>Driving Miss Vagina.</strong>
And carved in the butts of fundie teabaggers.
Lie, bells! Lie!
Hey Greg, you had a mother didn&#039;t you?
Who received ante- and perinatal care?
That actually was of very considerable benefit to <em>your</em> wellbeing?
Yes?
Then <strong>SHUT THE FUCK UP</strong>.
&ldquo;But having children is more a choice than a random act of nature. People who drive a new Porsche pay more for car insurance than those who drive an old Chevy. We consider that fair because which car you drive is a choice.&quot;
Yeah, well I don&#039;t plan to pig out on cheeseburgers, freedumb fries, and deep-fried Crisco sandwiches for decades -- maybe I shouldn&#039;t have to pay for teabaggers&#039; diabetes, cardiac bypasses, and hoverrounds. I mean, it&#039;s fair, because what you stuff into your piehole is a choice.
that is so my car.
that is so how i look driving it.
I&#039;d let her sock it to me
&quot;no baby, that&#039;s not what you think. It&#039;s 20W-50&quot;
Ok, but in fairness...
...naw, fuck him, I got nothing.
None of the vaginas of my acquaintance were equipped with elevators. There was usually a little man in there, though.
Well if everyone driving a Porsche used a condom then we wouldn&#039;t have to worry about how these 2 random topics relate. And if you drive a Porsche you probly get laid sometimes (not as much as Bimmer drivers, so I&#039;ve heard) so call that storage area a condom compartment. Or get a clown car.
Let&#039;s just say Mittens was an acquired distaste.
And Ann Romney has 2 cadillacs in her garage and I think 1 is blah, what about that Mittens