To be fair, at least Ted Cruz was fully endorsed by his mother, unlike, uhhhh, you know, what's his name. Kind of pudgy? Sort of an arrogant dork? The name escapes me but I think there was an exclamation mark in it. That guy.
"Every issue is a women's issue" sound like code for either, "I don't want to talk about women's issues" or, "Damn these bitches talk about a lot of shit, amirite, boys?" Can't really tell which.
Have your doctor check for Muffet Syndrome and eat lots of curds and whey.
Thanks Ted. I don't need support. I need you to stay the fuck away from my body and my choices.
So they gifted us with Ted Cruz and kept Margaret Atwood? Thanks a lot, Neighbor to the North!
To be fair, at least Ted Cruz was fully endorsed by his mother, unlike, uhhhh, you know, what's his name. Kind of pudgy? Sort of an arrogant dork? The name escapes me but I think there was an exclamation mark in it. That guy.
"I shoot you with my bewbies." *pew* *pew* *pew*
What could possibly go ... http://wonkette.com/576715/...
Hey, maybe the reason Carly was on the stage with Cruz was because her staffer, that he allegedly boned, told Carly how Godlike (tm) he was in bed!
Then again, maybe not....
mark
Only the good-guy bullets.
Like all the ProphetLords of the OT, Teddy is just gathering his harem...
Gurl - u da bestest. Thanx
Cary is that you?
I'd bet peppermint schnapps. Hides the smell and she can pretend she just brushed and swigged with mouthwash.
Yup, my friend Dicka felt that way about 'Tricky Dick'.
Pudgy and sort of an arrogant dork don't really narrow it down much.
"Every issue is a women's issue" sound like code for either, "I don't want to talk about women's issues" or, "Damn these bitches talk about a lot of shit, amirite, boys?" Can't really tell which.
What, did Donald's check bounce?
Get a room, you two!