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The aardvark?

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Time to Irish up the coffee. Or coffee up the whiskey. Whatever.

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If it's legitimate forcible osculation, the body has ways of shutting it down.

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Has he cleaned the jizz off his pants from the Sarah Palin debate yet?

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Me, before the root canal?

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Ma'am, you can call me "Sloppy Joe".

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"to portray UVA as this bastion of white male privilege, where basically rapists rule the social life, and <i>the damage will never be undone.</i> "

That won't stop this one privileged white male from trying, however.

How in the world did John McCain not make the cut to be the ABC Sunday Show damage control spokesman for White Male Privilege this time? I guess McCain's boner only works for warrin' and not so much for rapin', nowadays.

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