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Sorry, do you want pictures of you thinking about vaginas? 'Cause there is always your driver's license.

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<i>"Ladies, Please Stop Thinking About Your Vagina And Start Thinking About Your Sad Brittle Bones"</i>

Too bad it's not "Republicans, Please Stop Thinking About Vagina Laws"

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<<< raises hand. And I never went through manopause, either.

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Repeal and replace (with Ensure®)

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<i>Women’s health issues are osteoporosis or breast cancer or seniors living alone who don’t have enough money for health care</i>

Since when is 'not having a husband' not also a women's health issue?

And where's my damn sammich, Kellyanne?

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Well, you are the only self described BIG SFD, so maybe.

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Okay, fine. Ostederperosis: the Swiss-cheese-like holes in Boner's brain.

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There's this One Trick That Seniors Know. (Although, admittedly, the 20% copay could easily be a killer for someone on a really low income).

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If only there was a way to provide affordable care? Or maybe a system for elderly people to have medical care?

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Don't think about vagining, think about boning.

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2 Legit(imate) 2 Quit (talking about rape).

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Kellyanne, for a pollster trained by Republican Sophist, Frank Luntz,, you sure know how to pick 'em, take it away, Wiki:

She also worked for a period for Luntz Research Research Companies before founding her own firm, The Polling Company, in 1995.[2] Among the political figures Conway has worked for are the late Congressman Jack Kemp; former Vice President Dan Quayle; Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich; Senator Fred Thompson and Congressman (now Indiana Governor) Mike Pence.[1] She worked as the senior advisor to Newt Gingrich during his 2012 United States presidential election campaign

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My girlfriend's vagina can apparently think for itself. It often does not agree with me.

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She forgot hot flashes.

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soooo, she's pissed that she's only made 77% as much grifting Pube donors as Karl stillwaitingonthoselectionresultsfromOhio Rove?

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