So it looks like Yr Doktor Zoom has landed on the Comix Beat today, what with that funnybook review we did earlier, and then a story about unoriginal cartoon character Allen West, and now this bizarre story about a gender discrimination suit against the co-CEO of Archie Comics. The Universe is sending a message, and that message is "time to get to work on that
You&#039;ll want to stay until the &quot;climax,&quot; when the Wicked <strike>Bitch</strike> Witch gets blasted in the face with some kinda potent liquid.
Wasn&#039;t that what Dorothy did at the end of the movie? Clicked her heals together and said, &quot;Penis, penis, penis&quot;. And then a big dick appeared ready to fly her home to Kansas in a balloon. Or something.
Hrumph. At Wonkette, it is &quot;Sounds like a typical day at Wonkette.com, frankly.&quot; At happynicetimepeople.com it is &quot; Sounds like a typical day at TerribleNewsForTerriblePeop..., frankly.&quot; Sure, talk behind our backs with your happy, nice, fancy friends
<i>... she&rsquo;d become unhinged &mdash; and even wanted to tart up beloved characters Betty and Veronica.</i>
<a href="http:\/\/donosdump.com\/Jozine\/GoodmanBeaver.html" target="_blank">Been there, done that</a>.
Is there an echo in here?
Is there an echo in here?
So what did she say after she yelled &quot;Penis!&quot; three times and the guys started to whip &#039;em out?
Oh - that isn&#039;t what she wanted?
Are you sure about that...?
<i>Next page...</i>
&quot;... and golly, things were sure lookin&#039; messy there for awhile.&quot;
You&#039;ll want to stay until the &quot;climax,&quot; when the Wicked <strike>Bitch</strike> Witch gets blasted in the face with some kinda potent liquid.
So she wasn&#039;t talking about her Intense Debate score?
Don&#039;t forget Harry Wang! They always forget Wang.
To be fair, it&#039;s pretty clear that she hired a bunch of dicks.
Wasn&#039;t that what Dorothy did at the end of the movie? Clicked her heals together and said, &quot;Penis, penis, penis&quot;. And then a big dick appeared ready to fly her home to Kansas in a balloon. Or something.
I get called &#039;dickhead&#039; all the time.
The football team, at least.
someone needs some time with the magic candle
What&#039;s with the George W Bush library books?
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Maybe she wanted 15 pens?