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Mahousu's avatar

<i>... she’d become unhinged — and even wanted to tart up beloved characters Betty and Veronica.</i>

<a href="http:\/\/donosdump.com\/Jozine\/GoodmanBeaver.html" target="_blank">Been there, done that</a>.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Is there an echo in here?

Is there an echo in here?

TundraGrifter's avatar

So what did she say after she yelled "Penis!" three times and the guys started to whip 'em out?

Oh - that isn't what she wanted?

Are you sure about that...?

Lefty Mark's avatar

<i>Next page...</i>

"... and golly, things were sure lookin' messy there for awhile."

Lefty Mark's avatar

You'll want to stay until the "climax," when the Wicked <strike>Bitch</strike> Witch gets blasted in the face with some kinda potent liquid.

Lefty Mark's avatar

So she wasn't talking about her Intense Debate score?

Lefty Mark's avatar

Don't forget Harry Wang! They always forget Wang.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

To be fair, it's pretty clear that she hired a bunch of dicks.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Wasn't that what Dorothy did at the end of the movie? Clicked her heals together and said, "Penis, penis, penis". And then a big dick appeared ready to fly her home to Kansas in a balloon. Or something.

chascates's avatar

I get called 'dickhead' all the time.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

The football team, at least.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

someone needs some time with the magic candle

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What's with the George W Bush library books?

schmannity's avatar

Hrumph. At Wonkette, it is "Sounds like a typical day at Wonkette.com, frankly." At happynicetimepeople.com it is " Sounds like a typical day at TerribleNewsForTerriblePeop..., frankly." Sure, talk behind our backs with your happy, nice, fancy friends

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Maybe she wanted 15 pens?