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<i>... she’d become unhinged — and even wanted to tart up beloved characters Betty and Veronica.</i>

<a href="http:\/\/donosdump.com\/Jozine\/GoodmanBeaver.html" target="_blank">Been there, done that</a>.

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Is there an echo in here?

Is there an echo in here?

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So what did she say after she yelled "Penis!" three times and the guys started to whip 'em out?

Oh - that isn't what she wanted?

Are you sure about that...?

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<i>Next page...</i>

"... and golly, things were sure lookin' messy there for awhile."

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You'll want to stay until the "climax," when the Wicked <strike>Bitch</strike> Witch gets blasted in the face with some kinda potent liquid.

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So she wasn't talking about her Intense Debate score?

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Don't forget Harry Wang! They always forget Wang.

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To be fair, it's pretty clear that she hired a bunch of dicks.

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Wasn't that what Dorothy did at the end of the movie? Clicked her heals together and said, "Penis, penis, penis". And then a big dick appeared ready to fly her home to Kansas in a balloon. Or something.

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I get called 'dickhead' all the time.

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The football team, at least.

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someone needs some time with the magic candle

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What's with the George W Bush library books?

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Hrumph. At Wonkette, it is "Sounds like a typical day at Wonkette.com, frankly." At happynicetimepeople.com it is " Sounds like a typical day at TerribleNewsForTerriblePeop..., frankly." Sure, talk behind our backs with your happy, nice, fancy friends

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Maybe she wanted 15 pens?

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