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HogeyeGrex:

Actually, the most normal thing ever is a good fuck on the beach.

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Or if she was a college girl in a bikini top made of dental floss.

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Won't somebody think of the . . . oh, right.

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Why, thank you!

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Your move, Duke porn star...

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Hey rabid hateful puritan types - breastfeeding is healthier, cheaper and more convenient than bottle feeding.

If your eye is offended, pluck the damn thing out and leave the nice mommy with a college degree alone.

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No, you just have more common sense than most of the boobs on the internet.

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She's very nice.

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Not pictured: the real tits driving this story into crazyland.

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better than onionhead.

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SorosBot:

And not one word about the tv repeatedly showing blood gushing from that player's broken nose moments after the game started.

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We got your Open Carry Boobies.

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"Nom, nom, nom"

-- the baby

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Why didn't she slip the kid a 7Up? Isn't that just about the same thing?

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That really is a nice photo.

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