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TundraGrifter's avatar

HogeyeGrex:

Actually, the most normal thing ever is a good fuck on the beach.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Or if she was a college girl in a bikini top made of dental floss.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Won't somebody think of the . . . oh, right.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Why, thank you!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Your move, Duke porn star...

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Hey rabid hateful puritan types - breastfeeding is healthier, cheaper and more convenient than bottle feeding.

If your eye is offended, pluck the damn thing out and leave the nice mommy with a college degree alone.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

No, you just have more common sense than most of the boobs on the internet.

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Fartknocker's avatar

She's very nice.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Not pictured: the real tits driving this story into crazyland.

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fuflans's avatar

better than onionhead.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

SorosBot:

And not one word about the tv repeatedly showing blood gushing from that player's broken nose moments after the game started.

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bobbert's avatar

We got your Open Carry Boobies.

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bobbert's avatar

"Nom, nom, nom"

-- the baby

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Why didn't she slip the kid a 7Up? Isn't that just about the same thing?

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bobbert's avatar

That really is a nice photo.

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