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Banned again, for being off-topic and tiresome.

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The "transformation" scene in Breakfast Club always irked me: Seriously dude, you didn't notice she was fucking adorable?

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I'm not even in a position of authority yet I feel compelled to apologize for my field. "What the fuck is wrong with us?" is a question not asked nearly enough.

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Damn son, like any good secret society the "rules" are "unspoken", you were supposed have picked this up from TV.

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As Dave Barry says, what really turns a man about women on is knowing that, underneath their clothes, they're naked.

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i would upvote this as many times as possible.

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In this case the bright shining line not to be crossed is intent: "Whenever we meet in his office, I catch him trying to look down my shirt."

Note the verb "trying", this implies intent.

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"That looks like a penis, only smaller."

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Yeah, no.

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I was on a coed softball team in grad school that was organized by some astronomers. The name? The Big Bang Gang. True story, bro.

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Aw. Why can't Thelma and Louise come out and play anymore?

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Pe-e-e-e-e-ering review.

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I swear I only upfisted ironically.

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I used to be plagued by this problem, till I found this one weird trick of posting centerfolds on all my lab walls so that I'm distracted by them, not my colleagues. Come to think of it, none of the female colleagues ever drop by anymore...

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I'm glad it's 'off-topic AND tiresome', given how often the treads wander out to the kitchen to grab a snack and a beer.

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It won't work - Godzilla isn't a mammal.

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