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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Roasted, then neutered.

Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

I thought it was MEAN for all the other candidates to tell Rubio they were all gonna be wearing nice button-down dress shirts and chinos.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Well, to be fair, despite all the WWE coaching she can access, Linda's finishing move isn't nearly as tough as she hoped it would be.... as evidenced by her lack of employment in any government capacity.

Meccalopolis's avatar

bread bags on my feet needs to be a euphemism for something

texasace00's avatar

Please woman! Enough with the "Angie's List" haircut

trueblue's avatar

...in a midterm election year. You understand how American national politics work?

Bob@Bob.com's avatar

Remember when bikers were criminals likely to kick your ass rather than a bunch of flag waving Republican yahoos? I miss that...

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

I hate middle aged wannabe bikers. They remind me of Snowbilly and her narcissistic screech.

beatbort's avatar

No, why don't you man-splain it to me...I live in a state where, even in a midterm election, we don't send idiots to represent us in DC. You obviously are so much more familiar with how it works elsewhere.

Doug Langley's avatar

FIRST ride. THEN roast.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

"While Mr. Walker, who is expected to formally announce his candidacy in July, rode a rented Harley on Saturday, he reminisced about his own 2003 model. It has decals that resemble bullet holes, he said."

http://www.wsj.com/articles...

WT holy F

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Shamelessly stolen from Rocky Mountain Mike:

She's a senator,She used to work at Hardee's,Bread bags on the soles of her shoes.As a poor girl,Riding on the school bus,Just an empty-headed girl with nothing to lose.She's bananas, (Bananas!)Bananas, she's got bread bags on the soles of her shoes.Bananas, (Bananas!)Bananas, she's got bread bags on the soles of her shoes.