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Thank you. Bloomie said nothing about walking...

We know Rmoneytron hangs out at fire stations with 911Rudy, so their minions could cross paths.

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According to the media, Bloomberg is a "moderate" because he wants Wall Street to buy the country dinner before it rapes us. Romney passes out the roofies.

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So does Bloomberg.

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But only the second one, not the one that bumped nasties with that slut Brita. The Mittbot does not approve of deviant sex acts... and the Mittbot considers <em>all</em> sex acts to be deviant.

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The only people who care about Bloomberg's endorsement are, unfortunately, the press, who loves them a "moderate" plutocrat.

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NYC colors are the same as Denny's?

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This would be one of the many shits that was not given on this matter?

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You've established quite the brand identity. Please carry on -- I find myself increasingly fond of cephalopodography.

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<Enormous vegan fart>

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Billionaires and quarter billionaires have got to stick together.

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Bloomberg think's Romney's net worth is not very much money.

But then, Bloomberg thinks he handled the blizzard of 2010 well, so who gives a fuck?

Also, tell us about your gun control proposals, Mikey. Preferably after you've endorsed Mitt because we just know you will.

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