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What? You never saw "if..."?

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That's not groovin', but he might be thinking of gropin'...

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We are E-VIL...

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No no, it’s “Black Magic Woman.”

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Team Jezebel! Who’s with me?!?

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Well, I saw Mr. Dibley's version.

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That's not Jezebel. That's Bathsheba.

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This guy is living proof that some people really should be committed and not have access to a computer.

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My brother (an insurance salesman at the time) had posters like this all over his office.

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Now you're getting the idea.

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FFS. I just came out of my room after that AOC dancing video and now this!!! I'll be in my room.

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Frame Relay never bothered me. Largely because I only had to use it, not build and support it. And I only really used it when you could order a T1 with a 64k CIR and jam 1.544Mbit/sec down it pretty much all day long, because nobody but ISPs were actually buying FR circuits.Now there are some stories I could tell about fucking dead-end point-to-multipoint clusterfucks that Verizon used for business customers, but I’m afraid if I mention the technology, some fiend will bring it back from the dead.

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I was young and stupid. It's one of those things one says and immediately regrets

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I say we go scorched earth.... take the house, the senate, the presidency and burn it ALL to the ground. Get rid of the filibuster, stack the courts, re-gerrymander all of the congressional districts and in four years, ask people, ' are you better off than you were four years ago? '

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And any red state that remains a red state, take their gerrymandered ass to the newly 19 member Supreme Court and have their maps tossed out... EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THEM... and then we get rid of the electoral college. I am SO FUCKING SICK of some dipshit farmer in nowherefucksville having his vote count 3000 times more than mine.

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This man has deeply misunderstood the term "Black girl magic."

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