LAPD Celebrates City's Lowest-Crime Ranking By Arresting People For Chalking On Sidewalk, Shooting Them

It is hard sometimes to be the police force for the big city with the lowest crime rate, we guess, which is why the LAPD recently arrested people for drawing on a sidewalk with chalk? But then whoops the #Occupy kids came out to Downtown LA's monthly Thursday night artwalk to protest that -- because it was nonsense -- and then the LAPD had no choice but to show up in riot gear, which in turn forced the #Occupy kids to throw bottles at them, which of course led the LAPD to shoot.

Hey coppers? Drawing on a sidewalk in chalk is not vandalism, you bloody fucking morons. Why don't you go arrest Bert in Mary Poppins? Hey #Occupy? Don't throw bottles at the po-po, it's an asshole move for entitled babies. Hey Downtown LA artwalk? Stop filling your vanity galleries with trust-fund art-school kid crap. Hey MOCA? We saw your Earthworks show -- possibly the worst show we have seen in 20 years as an art critic -- and if Paul Schimmel was responsible for it, we would have fired him too.

Chim chim cheree, motherfuckers.

[ LAT ]