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"I will tongue any and all other anuses around here, but you, Jerry Brown, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY!"

--Larry Elder

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cheer up- getting old beats the alternative all to Hell

and happy b-day!1!

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Sigh.... *attempts to enjoy the continued eating of delicious tossed salad as she reads*

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close your eyes and think about baseball

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Hanson Brothers Libel!!1!!1!

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I cannot lie, what I gather from this article is that Larry Elder is not Sir Mix-A-Lot

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yup

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i am way too hungover to understand any of this.

well, except that somebody on the right is being a dickwad.

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SAM DONALDSON LIBEL!!1!

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In his later years, Jerry is become the Honey Badger. He so much doesn't give a shit, he can even remain polite and calm when being interviewed by assholes. I think he figures "What can it hurt to look like the adult?"

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Pro Tip #4 When engaging in butt kissing NEVER use your tongue, as tossed salads are definitely something that only LIBRULS eat- real men only eat dead animal flesh and occasionally taters. Worse yet, you might be mistaken for a Muslin if said salad contains arugula...

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only fake Dems like Pat Caddell are allowed on TV

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It appears that BUTTKISSINGMADNESS.com is available.

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yeah, not so much anymore. she's a sweet lady, but she's kind of turned into Aunt Bea

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If Mr. Elder isn't sure how to kiss a politician's butt, he should watch Fox News.

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