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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Sneaky radical leftist Jews

Apparently they're not that sneaky if even a mental midget like Klayman can figure them out....

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fuflans's avatar

<i>because damn, how many awesome gifts have we missed out on while spending every Christmas eating Chinese food and going to movies?</i>

trust me, you haven't missed a lot.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

I legit wanted to call one of my albums "Warning: May Cause Anal Leakage". I was shouted down at the band meeting.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

He's available* ladies. ___________________ * At least until Orly gets some <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/412157\/heres-some-great-news-about-orly-taitz" target="_blank">sexytime</a> with hm

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

NEEDS MOAR BUTTHURT

wait! there's none left, he used the world's supply completely up...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm pretty sure Puddle of Anal Seepage is one of the bands Kid Zoom illegally downloaded

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Mahousu's avatar

If thinking that Larry is a douchebag is odd, I don't want to be even.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>“that judge was a Democrat leftist Jew who hates me for my religious beliefs”</i>

(Insert sound of cuckoo clock.)

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