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You're on to something.

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Well, in Ocala, I think the chances of a remote mountain compound are slim.

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And me, when I'm doing yard work and don't want to burn my neck.

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There is that, yes.

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...fucktards who bring a battery powered tv (20 diag-ish) to their kids commencement to watch NASCAR.

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Will tragedy-whore nancy Grace cover the proceedings for cabletrash TV?

I can hardly wait until his imaginary court imposes an imaginary sentence. The Secret Service and FBI might be able, at that point, to impose a bit of reality on the proceedings.

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There's also <a href="http:\/\/www.areal911commission.com\/grand_jury.htm" target="_blank">this piece of lunacy</a>.

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Yay! Finally the US gets to do trials in absentia, just like the bigboy grownup dictatorships! Because fuck that habeas corpus shit who even knows what that shit means?

Also, since no one else has done it yet, I'm indicting everything Israel does.

And also all the idiots who want Hostess to keep manufacturing Twinkies.

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I know we've already covered this, but I would certainly add to that roster males over the age of nine or ten who wear baseball caps backwards.

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Good heavens, yes! I remember it well. I had a thing for Franklin Ford III.

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Well, I guess rocket science ain't brain surgery.

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A mountain compound in Florida would have to be pretty remote. Like maybe in Cuba.

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People who forward hoax emails without Snoping them first.

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Don't worry, folks. I'm sure they're guilty of something, so we'll just cook up a bunch of charges and one of 'em will stick.

I'd love to see the look on their faces when they try to enforce the "verdict".

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Nothing against any fellow Wonketters who live in Florida, but in my career I had to go to Ocala to witness performance tests of two new airport fire rescue trucks. For folks who liked taking government money to build fire trucks they sure hated the government, ate a lot of fried food, loved Jesus, and waved the Confederate Flags.

Me thinks the Ocala panel is a tad biased against the Kenyan/Hawaiian black man in the White House.

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Somebody - throw a sandwich.

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