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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The tap of the gavel seemed so... suggestive.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This is my favorite thing EVER! Larry Craig's consistent history of putting wieners into holes.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

To stay out of trouble like this in the future, Republicans expect you to specify whether it's a "Campaign Donation" or a "Future Scandal Defense Donation."

Capt.Jim's avatar

Well Hell although somewhat disappointed I am elated.But really when I seen the gods were smiling line I figured old wide one had been at it again kinda like a crack whore with a new pipe..The man needs to really give it up not only can he glory hole without being caught he cant even fuck over the tax payers without being caught and that pretty fucking sad right there

Lefty Mark's avatar

Right before Le Deluge.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Also too, PageGate. Good times, good times.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Just a guess -- because being gay isn't scandalous?

Thanks, Obama.

longtail's avatar

He's guilty, of love in the first degree.

John Smith's avatar

LOL at the term "Bathroom Goblin" in the 1st paragraph. That's what Larry was looking for, a little "gobblin'".

John Smith's avatar

He should have just swallowed his pride, or at least have just taken it on the chin.

ibwilliamsi's avatar

But he wanted to fuck that briefcase full of cash in the ass. That's like double inhimity.

PrinceHarming's avatar

Our country is being overrun at the borders by hoards of invaders from 3rd world s*it hole countries..... Uneducated, unclean, diseased, destined to use the welfare state to rob from the producers and sustain their feral lifestyle... crushing us under the weight of their parasitic abuse.

Why on earth would I care what Larry does in his personal life, when when we should all be more Far more concerned with the above-mentioned invasion that his professional life has enabled?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Sounds like Craig's argument crapped out.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

It was a watershed moment in flimsy excuses. Anything works now.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Larry not only gave us excuses he also gave us the Super Tuber. <a href="http://dinnerisserved1972.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://dinnerisserved1972.com/2012/10/03/wiener-w...">http://dinnerisserved1972.c...

What a guy!