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Sorry I couldn't make it. Just 50 miles away but the truck still isn't running. I just got my internet back on after 3 months. East Side pies are over priced but there you are.

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Those and more.

We were somewhere near Barstow, on the edge of the dessert, when ...

Oh, yes, the water in Needles, CA is kinda bad. Alkali, I think. It was a long time ago.

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Did they sing this? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzudto-FA5Y">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Are there, in fact, six pair of real breasts in all of Hollywood? That would be newsworthy, whether they're "best" or not. Also, why is it that "College Party Pics" are always from parties that nobody ever went to, or even knows anybody who ever went to?

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... and the sheep just stay the hell away.

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And NYC is <strike>in</strike> on the way!

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Princess Peachlumps- nice porn name...

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BTW, while you're in Texas can you do us wonketeers a favor and punch Louie Gohmert in the junk just because..?

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*with votes

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<i>"Love"</i>

Sigh.

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OT More of that GOP <strike>reacharound </strike><a href="http:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/story\/2013\/06\/21\/1217825\/-NC-Gov-McRory-Repeals-Racial-Justice-Act-Restores-Legal-Lynching-on-Juneteenth-Liberation-Holiday" target="_blank">outreach</a>

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Sierra Blanca, where tour buses go to die. Good thing about Yuma is the checkpoint going west is in CA, it's eastbound you have to worry about

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but some of my best friends are people who know people who know blah people so it's OK

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We drove east, on I-10, across the desert and the remains of Rte 66, but went north in Texas. Nice trip.

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Louie is too fucking scared to come to the East Side of Austin. Lots of colored people, hipsters, hell all they do is drink, smoke and fornicate. They are not very productive American software engineers, musicians, artists or scientists. All of them pay taxes and many of them enjoy telling shit stains like Louie that the goat fucking begins at Rick Perry's house (which we all pay for) at 8:00 PM. At least that's what I heard.

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