According to the world's most trusted news source, some celebrity website we've never heard of, Levi Johnston's sister Mercede is going to pose nude for Playboy . Why?
<i>&quot;Levi&#039;s sister to pose...&quot;</i>
When did we reach the point that &quot;Levi&quot; was shorthand everyone understood? Jesus help us! Oh, sorry, that&#039;s Jesus <strong>Christ</strong>, not the other Jesuses (Jesi?) you may be thinking of.
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<i>&quot;Levi&#039;s sister to pose...&quot;</i>
When did we reach the point that &quot;Levi&quot; was shorthand everyone understood? Jesus help us! Oh, sorry, that&#039;s Jesus <strong>Christ</strong>, not the other Jesuses (Jesi?) you may be thinking of.
That&#039;s what &quot;www&quot; stands for? Really? Wonketeers with Willies?
&quot;Mercedes&quot; is plural. Duh.
&quot;Mercede your such a fuckin canard your a faggot STFU.&quot;
I&#039;m with you, Gunner.
Shock and Awe sells.
More like Flowers for Algernon.
Add her to a long list of 15-minute celebrities who posed for Playboy. Anyone remember Jessica Hahn?
Fortunately, now she&#039;ll have enough cash to buy that final &#039;s&#039;.
Unfortunately, she&#039;d be doing so just as Mercedes&#039; quality has fallen into the toilet.
Maybe she should consider changing her name to &quot;Kia&quot; instead.