Laugh it up, Chuckles
* Attorney General Alberto Gonzales also denied that he is Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. [ NYT , WP ]
* President Wha'shisface hates al Qaeda so much he'll destabilize as many nations as it takes to make sure we get to fight them forever. [ NYT ]
* Picking candidates based on electability is a savvy move. Just ask John Kerry. [ WP ]
* Barry Obama and Ronald Reagan are the same person, except for a couple of key differences like Obama probably doesn't drool on himself as far as we've noticed. [ Politco ]
* A slow news day means the intern gets to write 2,000 words on Mike and Ron. [ LAT ]
* The guy with the enormous fucking machine gun senses something off about Joe Biden. [ LAT ]
* Bush should give that whole "leaving Iraq" message a go, see how it plays. [ The Hill ]
* "Hey, look at us! We're a joke!" [ USAT ]