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First Official <strike>Esquire</strike> Escort of These United States: FOETUS

<edited cause Ruhe beat me to it.>

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Damnit. I should have refreshed sooner!

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I seem to remember a male presidential candidate being ridiculed for his use of Botox, but much less criticism of a certain First Lady's immobile face.

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How sensible....

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I guess I was thinking of Finnish. Or something.

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this.

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the entire bush clan (including babs) was more progressive than the prehinsile swamp rats that crawled out of the nixon/reagan administrations.

now they are all just baggers.

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it goes. i am deep in obamacare which - as an actor- never really occurred to me.

how goes it with you?

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How 'bout F-DOTUS (First Dude of The United States). I believe that was bandied about when SP was inflicted upon us by a certain AZ Senator who need not be named.

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^^^^^This is PERFECT!

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OHJB: The Mandate from Heaven.

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I <i>do not want</i> us to face a Sammich Gap with any other country, friend or foe.

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Doesn't FFOTUS has too many vowels to be Welsh?

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FHOTUSILF. Not for myself, of course.

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The fact that Laura Bush is a librarian is a continued source of profound embarrassment and disappointment.

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If only my first husband would look so good in uh, boots....

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