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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

First Official <strike>Esquire</strike> Escort of These United States: FOETUS

<edited cause Ruhe beat me to it.>

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Damnit. I should have refreshed sooner!

PubOption's avatar

I seem to remember a male presidential candidate being ridiculed for his use of Botox, but much less criticism of a certain First Lady's immobile face.

chascates's avatar

I guess I was thinking of Finnish. Or something.

fuflans's avatar

the entire bush clan (including babs) was more progressive than the prehinsile swamp rats that crawled out of the nixon/reagan administrations.

now they are all just baggers.

fuflans's avatar

it goes. i am deep in obamacare which - as an actor- never really occurred to me.

how goes it with you?

SpideySenser's avatar

How 'bout F-DOTUS (First Dude of The United States). I believe that was bandied about when SP was inflicted upon us by a certain AZ Senator who need not be named.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I <i>do not want</i> us to face a Sammich Gap with any other country, friend or foe.

chascates's avatar

Doesn't FFOTUS has too many vowels to be Welsh?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

FHOTUSILF. Not for myself, of course.

diogenez's avatar

The fact that Laura Bush is a librarian is a continued source of profound embarrassment and disappointment.

diogenez's avatar

If only my first husband would look so good in uh, boots....