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teehee! Thank you.

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That's even better than the cat in the shark costume on the Roomba.

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Sounds like she's been reading the CNN and Yahoo cesspools, where commenters are saying police should just start shooting people on sight once night falls and that will convince people they mean business.

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If we have to hear about Ingraham, Liz Cheney, and Open Carry Kroger, we're gonna need a whole bunch of kittens. Or alcohol. Either one, really.

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<em>“... throw a gas bomb at a cop. ... I understand that impulse, I really do,”</em>

The gas bomb that is Fox News is thrown every day, and is far more noxious.

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Capitalism is where the first letter of certain words is capitalized, usually by autocorrect.

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I seem to recall Fox and the Republicans were very upset about when four Americans were killed in BENGHAZI. Now they're getting upset more Americans haven't been killed in FERGUSON!!1!.

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How's this? <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK_CKtYCRIc">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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<i>"What do you think would have happened, guys, if tea party activists, right, came to Washington D.C...."</i>

But they did! It was called <a href="http:\/\/operationamericanspring.org\/" target="_blank">Operation American Spring</a>. They wanted millions of people to march in the "Beginning Of Tyranny Housecleaning". Those guys know how and why to stand up to the government, in this case the Clark County Sheriff out at Bundy ranch:<blockquote>The people are in unrest because of these types of egregious actions. The purpose of government is to protect and uphold the unalienable rights of the people, not to infringe upon them. It is our duty and obligation to defend our God-given rights if our government representatives fail to do so, or tries to discard them. We as citizens desire to live in peace and tranquility, but will defend our freedoms if necessary, in order to do so. </blockquote>

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Would not tap that, even with Jake Tapper's dick.

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