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Caepan's avatar

Larry Fine is a Stooge (with a capital S), while those two are just stooges.

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IconDaemon's avatar

It really helps with recovery from knee replacement surgery. Rather not get addicted to opioids, if you get my drift.

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marydn's avatar

Too much logic for Laura, she's allergic.

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marydn's avatar

But I thought Antifa burned Portland to the ground? That's what they say on the interwebs.

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kermit's avatar

"It starts with Marijuana but where does it go from there?"

No, Laura, it starts with milk. Every drug addict consumes milk on a daily basis for years when younger. Coffee is probably the first and most common adult drug.

I apologize, Missy, but if you referenced a causal link I missed it.

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runfastandwin's avatar

The Hippies are all in their 70s and 80s now. So older than 64...

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kermit's avatar

Or just bigger ones.

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runfastandwin's avatar

We also snort a lot more cocaine because frankly that shit's expensive.

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runfastandwin's avatar

I wonder if Brave New World had it right. Everyone is engineered to love their job, and other than work all they do is take soma watch porn and copulate.

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Aileen's avatar

Heh. It's been on fire for decades - DECADES I SAY! Like some sort of biblical miracle. This morning on my drive in, I saw some sloppy graffiti: "VOTE DEM'S" as if our black bloc antifa ne'er-do-wells would ever vote for a mainstream party of centrist corporatists or misuse apostrophes like that.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Porn Back Better? Fantastic. I bet we could even get Ted Cruz signed on as a co-sponsor.

Oh, and, Fuck Ted Cruz.

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When I was a sophomore in high school, we were shown a film in Biology class about the dangers of LSD. This included photos of children born to parents who'd conceived while one or both were tripping. The kids had arms growing out of their shoulders and legs growing out of their hips. A few years later, I learned those photos were of thalidomide babies from the 50's.

The first time I was offered acid, I took it without hesitation. I figured that, if there was anything dangerous in it, the government would have made a film telling me that rather than one that tried to scare me with lies.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Considering the rage levels, I'd guess that small part of themselves that would be dedicated to introspection is probably filled with more rage.

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But they still have to dance six inches apart, right?

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My first election as a newly-minted 18-year-old as well. Liked the cut of his jib.

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