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Red Richmond's avatar

Only if they were looking for something to torture and kill. Wait, wrong Huckabee. Also wrong sequence of the letters O, D, and G.

Still valid though.

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Skepti-KC's avatar

We can both dream, can't we?

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Enter Ranting's avatar

She got trapped in the inflatable escape slide from Air Force One.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Interesting to hear why Warren isn't capable of winning. (Or Mayor Pete at a pinch, although in the latter I think "is clueless about black folks" might be a good answer)

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Corvid Opera's avatar

"That's white-on-white capitalism."

So good.

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kermit's avatar

Huh. You're right, but that one would have slipped right by me if you hadn't pointed it out. I'm still just not primed to hear everything they're saying.

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

The only kind of points she ever makes.

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Mrs_5's avatar

That's not welfare. That's white-on-white capitalism.

Excuse me, I'll be embroidering this onto throw pillows for the rest of my life.

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Delu's avatar

Banana?

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

The real bonus is those renewable subscriptions are mega hard to cut off- even when you think you did, it keeps happening because you did not read the fine print that you had to click one more time, after the 50 you already did.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Basically, if they are saying it, especially with buzzwords that sound all intellektual, they are being racist AF.

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SterWonk's avatar

And some of us still haven't forgiven you! 😈😜

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SterWonk's avatar

That was very clearly before Rebecca bought the joint, classed it up, and turned it into the WARBLOG we currently can't comment at.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

This is a long read, but it's essential to understanding the post-1960 conservative movement. It describes the intersections between professional snake-oil salesmen and conservative "thought" leaders.

Rick Perlman - The Long Con (The Baffler)

https://thebaffler.com/salv...

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SterWonk's avatar

?!?

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Didn't read down far enough. Excellent article.

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