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Dylan Black's avatar

Yeah as an NC resident myself I think you're right. Worked at a music store in Durham during his American Idol run, I think the overlap between people who love his music and people who generally vote republican out of ignorance (ie it doesn't actually serve their personal interests) is pretty high in certain demographics. Whether those people STILL love him that much a decade later is a good question, but I think at the very least he makes that race more competitive than most other candidates the democrats could run.

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SWSimpson's avatar

What's up with the sign? It being yellow and black is supposed to scare of "illegals" since they wouldn't know what it reads anyway? Oh my!

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Just think - someone threw away a perfectly good education on her.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

So does Antonin Scalia. Is he one of them there With Out Papers?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Nice to know that this country will never need to outsource stupid.

USA! USA!! USA!

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malsperanza's avatar

Nah, West Side Story is only beloved by Real Americans(TM) when it has a white chick wearing tan makeup in the Maria role. Actual Puerto Ricans are NOT WELCOME IN OUR MUSICALS THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

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Jared James's avatar

Also, too, in order to have any respect for the rule of law one must be an AM radio host with a penchant for saying racist, stupid bullshit daily, not for example, an Associate Justice of the US Supreme Court.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

My goldfish says fewer stupid things. Draw your own conclusions.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There's something to be said for restricting immigration: Think of how much better off we'd be, if we'd kept that fucker out.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I can't find the documentation for my toaster. I guess that makes it illegal.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Last one nicely wraps up the collection.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I can't decide between "they deserve each other" and "<i>Nobody</i> deserves that."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"I farted and you can't get up" better fits the facts here.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Fibers rejected from Trump's rug factory.

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