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DemoCat πŸˆπŸŒŠβš–οΈ's avatar

I solved it! It’s 1 Big Mac, tied to the end of Trump’s bigly red tie. He will waddle out of the oval and glare at that burger with his usual hateful squint, mouth watering, ready to punish that burger for making him walk.

Dr. Rags's avatar

He only has to delay until mid December when the EC meets. If the sc agrees with Trump (a tossup IMHO) that it's still confused, then the sc can bail as there is a constitutional provision; if the EC is ' unable' to reach a decision, the house decides. BUT they decide on a state by state basis where the r's have a majority.

MorganHW's avatar

OTβ€”news of my whistleblower lawsuit will be in the paper tomorrow.Will likely be drunk and here all day.

GhostOfTheUnknownBiden's avatar

That sticky trapped Trump visual isn't going away anytime soon.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Laura Hitleresque Salutey be all like: β€œAnd you get a White Power! And you and you, too!”

Or.G's avatar

I'm sure that we'll be able to get him out in January. Now, the smash and grab between November and then is a different story.

Baconzgood's avatar

Just finished my application for a PA mail in ballot.

I feel so patriotic that only this song and video applies.

https://m.youtube.com/watch...

Teecha's avatar

What sort of support do you need from us? More drinks and fuck them all sorts of cheers?

ChumpsForTrump's avatar

Just put down a long line of baby powder from the oval office to the street.. he'll sniff his way at least into the front yard before he realizes he's not catching a buzz.

Granny Sprinkle's avatar

I'll be on the road for much of tomorrow, so I have to be sober, but I'll be happy to lay in the comments and talk shit with you!

rocktonsam's avatar

Unfair !!1!So unfair!!ΒΉ!Wait until the hearings/ trials start.

Donald Walsh's avatar

My money is on Putin hacking into state election computers and so thoroughly gumming it up that it takes weeks to get the right numbers out, long enough for Trump to declare martial law and call the whole election void.

RepubAnon's avatar

Set up a rally with fake Trump supporters outside. When Trump comes out, the MAGA hats get replaced with NYPD hats, and Trump is hauled off to Rikers - reopened just for him.

MorganHW's avatar

Yes!Fuck them all.They paid me less than men for years, and once I told someone they made my life a living hell for 6 months.Once I complained about that, and various violations of safety policies, they fired me.Thank you, Teecha!