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I’ve lived in a bunch of states. The job brought us here. And I really love this house and area. I’m surprised.

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so you are saying only white people are smart enough to go to college?

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Ok, college privelege. No prison, ‘cuz you’re soooo special.

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nope, you are not going to change the subject from your racist stupidity

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I hate that they recommend for 2 and over, though, because you can't reason a 2-year old into wearing a face mask. D; They're old enough to know how to take off things that they find uncomfortable but not old enough to really understand that the discomfort is necessary.

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Test patterns are fun computer wallpaper.....

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I want Dungeon Masters to start saying things like, "The owlbear attacks! Roll icosahedrons for initiative."

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Could parents who follow her “advice” and subsequently had a child die sue her and Fox for wrongful death? Haha, no, because they have the blanket defense of “only an insane imbecile would believe anything they hear on this channel”.

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I disagree. IMO she strikes the pose and then visibly resumes waving. YMMV, of course.

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My younger child was 3 when she first wore a mask. She rather happy because she could now go a place or two and wear a mask like the grown-ups. I've not tested her tolerance much beyond an hour, but then I've not tested her tolerance of most things much past an hour, lol.

Jesus, Fox, you lot whine more in a day about masks than my pair of small children have in the last 14 months!

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Shirts are a wicked plot!signed, my 4yo daughter, who would be happy if I let her go about in nothing above the waist but her Elsa mask.

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Just what are the "side effects" induced by wearing a mask? What's the downside? I just don't get it.

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A conservative friend recently asked on social media for advice on getting their child (3ish) to wear a mask as they would be traveling by plane soon (good for them!) The number of people who responded by suggesting they abuse the eating/drinking loophole and have the child "eat a snack" slowly the whooooooole plane trip, followed by multiple laugh-cry emoji, made me furious.

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Laura Ingraham = DebaucheryBitch

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Say - What did happen to Hansel and Gretel?

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The Inspector missed the bites taken out of the window shutter.

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My younger child was 3 when she first wore a mask. She rather happy because she could now go a place or two and wear a mask like the grown-ups.

Just tell kids it's a Grown-Up Thing that requires More Responsibility and they'll want to do it. That's how kids work. Failing that, give them a mask that looks like Shredder's.

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