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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Pfft, good luck with trying to get any attention around here for sexxytime disciplinary action, at home or abroad (is Canada considered "abroad?") Trix wields that whip, but she hardly ever uses it anymore. Sadface. Although, to be fair, I know Dok's been very busy with his loving corrections these days (so many boring trolls!)

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handyhippie65's avatar

i tried with a couple of them. but they didn't seem to care. if not bernie, then trump. from one extreme to another. the path to enlightenment lies in the middle way.

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YourNameHere's avatar

I admit I laughed kind of a lot reading the article in the Guardian about this this morning.

Canadians are much bigger jerkfaces than I thought. Which is funny since I've actually been in Canada a bunch and both of my best friends of the past ten years are Canadians.

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theblackdog's avatar

Well that ruins my theory on why Canadians are typically so nice.

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theblackdog's avatar

This is still a great cover.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Anyone else having problems with the homepage?

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Hepley's avatar

Setting fire to things that disturb you is nazi behaviour.

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

That is, admittedly, a bit of a sticky wicket. However, in the 143 household, we are glasses wearing people, and likely soon to be hearing aid wearing people, also, too. Neither of these are covered by insurance, but are covered by flex spending accounts. We never have an issue splurging on new glasses in December, if we've been lucky enough to not need the balance, earlier.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Or Christian in some cases.

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Hepley's avatar

Nice deflection.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

More christians than Nazis in the world, just sayin'.

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IdRatherBeDancing's avatar

Burning your own birth certificate is the same as burning books. Ok got it.

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Hepley's avatar

Not if you count the new nazis, such as the mentally ill castration fetishist pictured and his legion of enablers.

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Hepley's avatar

Dumbfuck fascists burn whatever disturbs them: books, birth certificates, flags, humans, etc.

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IdRatherBeDancing's avatar

Vietnam draft cards -- how fascist of them!

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Hepley's avatar

Most definitely. They were liberal progressives, a fascist movement if ever there was one. Of course they didn't wish to fight in Vietnam: (1) They might get killed, and (2) They would have been fighting a social fascist state, which is ultimately what they wanted to create in America.

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