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brianna's avatar

I'm trying to figure out if she used the word 'etiology' correctly, or (more likely) meant to say 'ideology'? It's an extremely outside chance, but it's a non-zero one, given the way they're always talking about 'the woke mind virus' and 'trump derangement syndrome.'

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

W? T? Actual? F?

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Lee Reader's avatar

Quorum? Pun intended!

You're welcome Texas.

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KHolbekistan's avatar

Human excrement

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marxalot's avatar

want to continue this line of questioning? a bit strong. trapped on this death ride with you idiot maniacs and grimly determined to see it to the end? well, you typically don’t say that in a deposition but to be fair, you typically don’t say any of the rest of this either

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3FingerPete's avatar

Today I learned "discursion".

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Cathy Cooper's avatar

Holy Shit

pathetic is an understatement

The bitch is a Junior High School Freakshow.

With a greasy carnie lawyer for a couple of added YUKS

I award you a purple star, Rebecca.

That hurt my brain.

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LOU LOU's avatar

I can't read the ramblings of a mentally ill person for more than a few sentences. As an editor I have received submissions for books and magazines from people that are mentally troubled and stressed. I declined to work on their work and thus not publish it. There is an energy that comes out of their words that is simply unsettling. I feel some compassion for Laura. May she get help to be able to live peacefully in her head.

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Rick Jacobs's avatar

Sorry, I had to stop about half way through this for fear I might throw up, or just throw my laptop against the wall. These people are disgusting!

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Coffee and Chaos's avatar

Well, isn't she just the most adorable thing with her little jokes about snatches and Arby's. Bless her heart. (bangs head repeatedly against the wall)

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Megan Macomber's avatar

LOL LOL LOL Klayman & Loomer, on tour in all the best deposition rooms of California AND DC, and probably Florida too!!! Come for the lulz, stay for the utter madness!

Too funny, listening to one woman trash other women's private parts for despotic political reasons--and probably personal malice too! You'll get such a HOOTER out of Loomer's subtle comedy stylings, with Klayman as giggling, snorting straight (and we do mean STRAIGHT) man completing the show!

Butcha better hurry--this one's selling out fast! And we do mean selling out! So buy in now or, like...never?

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larry gassan's avatar

So now we know the details of this MAGA rap-battle beef.

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Dina's avatar

In the deposition, Loomer mentions at least twice how, while on AF1, trump told her, "You're coming to Washington with me" and she said everyone clapped. Susie Wiles promised her she'd have a job. Someone else of some importance (can't remember, I'm not going back to slog through that whole thing again) promised her. Trump, she claims, even promised her. That was before the election.

Then, when he "won," they all ghosted her. When she drummed up the courage (because, she says, she "didn't want to be a pest," lol) to ask someone about it, she was given some brush-off answer like, oh, we're so busy, blah blah blah.

She's too stupid to realize that it most likely wasn't because of the Maher comment—optics, dontcha know—it was because she'd (somehow) served her purpose during the campaign and she could then be thrown away. I think that was really hard for her to take and decided to blame it on Maher rather than the fact that a lot of people in trump's orbit were already saying, "Dude, she's gotta go, she's getting too crazy even for the worshipers."

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

It sounds like a love and hate relationship.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

"She's allowed to answer. Let her answer." This morning about 4:45 AM, I heard a crazy woman on my street screaming about her ass and about how everyone wanted to fuck her ass, and how she wasn't going to take it any more. If you read her this stuff along with Laura Loomer's various bank statements, she'd be feeling pretty damned sad about how she was every bit as cray as Laura Loomer, but only had 49 cents.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Rebecca. If anyone in her life loved loony Loomer, they'd advise her to see a shrink.

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