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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Never get out of the boat, unless it's a slave boat

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Joey Francis is gonna end up singing like Connie Francis when he discovers where the boys really are...

Shypixel's avatar

I didn't grow up here, so the contrast is stark. Black people make up, statistically speaking, 0% of our population. (less than 0.5%)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so that makes Lars Ulrich a tea bagger? I'm so confused...

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

So the Bush Tax Cuts are like the underground railroad, then?

SullivanSt's avatar

She pled guilty to "intentionally and willingly" failing to file.

bobbert's avatar

"Killing Me Softly".

bobbert's avatar

1. I am, of course, an old white guy, so in some sense my opinion of Lauryn Hill is irrelevant.

2. Nevertheless, I must point out that many individual black Americans still suffer ill effects of systemic inequality, both current and historical. As human beings, they deserve to have these ill effects taken seriously, and mitigated where possible.

3. Ms. Hill -- this is not helping.

Shypixel's avatar

Will the teabaggers' heads explode when they realize that they agree with a blah elite celebrity?

Lauren Hill strikes me as an unlikely and unwelcome spokesminority.

PubOption's avatar

She has certainly been miseducated.

Shypixel's avatar

Also: doesn't she know it is bad form to use the passive voice when talking about yourself?

<blockquote>..had that imposed on me.</blockquote>

Lauren, who, or what, did the imposing? The paradigm itself?

SullivanSt's avatar

I would like please to point out that <em>you cannot go to jail</em> for simple non-payment of taxes.

You can go to jail for <em>lying on your tax returns</em>, but if you correctly and timely file, but refuse to pay, you cannot go to jail. You will very likely have your wages garnished and/or funds seized from your bank account, but that is different.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I am guessing <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/416871\/basil-marceaux-is-your-new-even-better-ernest-j-pagels-jr" target="_blank">Basil Marceaux</a> is her tax attorney, or something?

Shypixel's avatar

I want a black friend :(

Montana is just so.... fucking <em>white</em>.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

she meant "child of former taxpayers"

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Wesley Snipes already got that position...