Meghan McCain has long wanted the world to take her thoughts on politics seriously, despite giving them absolutely no reason to do so, so for her latest column, she's taken a studious look at the 2012 presidential race, and decided it will probably pit the Republican candidate Sarah Palin against a Democratic nominee named Charlie Sheen. WHAT'S THAT? YOU CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE ABSURDITY OF THIS UNLIKELY SCENARIO? That's precisely what Meghan wants! She has been paid money (we assume) to write out a HUMOROUS SKIT depicting these two individuals at a future debate. Of course, they can't help but talk about Meghan McCain, considering how important she is to the Politics and the National Conversation and the Issues.
oh man megs you seem like a decent girl and you certainly have friends in the right places (all puns intended) and you're awful pretty to boot. but i have said it before and you really need to stop:
Meghan graduated from Columbia University? I did not know that. So is that sort of like when they let dumb jocks go to a nice college on scholarships because they play with balls? Meghan is like the dumb jock of female bloggerdom / political science writers. I get it. [Roscoe winks at everyone in the thread, then takes a long drag from his cigarette, and coughs and chokes on it]
oh man megs you seem like a decent girl and you certainly have friends in the right places (all puns intended) and you're awful pretty to boot. but i have said it before and you really need to stop:
<i>comedy is really really hard.</i>
leave it to the pros.
Meghan graduated from Columbia University? I did not know that. So is that sort of like when they let dumb jocks go to a nice college on scholarships because they play with balls? Meghan is like the dumb jock of female bloggerdom / political science writers. I get it. [Roscoe winks at everyone in the thread, then takes a long drag from his cigarette, and coughs and chokes on it]
At least she&#039;s not Bristol Palin.
As a practicing Crayola artist, I take burnt umbrage to this.
Haley Barbour?
Once again, I clicked, and no boobs. Page views do not grow on trees, Stuef.
I cannot believe how acceptable she makes that little douche Tucker Carlson look in retrospect.
Meghan or Bristol?