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We observed that Mariah Carey has some sweet boobs , for real.
We advised a gal on her career change at the ripe old age of 30.
We sighed over the glory of the Capital Pride Parade .
We laughed over the best Army anti-boner video ever .
We totally did it with LL Cool J .
We bowed before the glory of Stephen Colbert and the black lesbian robot .
We shook our booty to Stevie Wonder .
We really liked the abortion movie .