Learn About the Awesome Army of Boners in Today's Happylinks!

We observed that Mariah Carey has some sweet boobs , for real.

We advised a gal on her career change at the ripe old age of 30. 

We sighed over the glory of the Capital Pride Parade .

We laughed over the best Army anti-boner video ever .

We totally did it with LL Cool J .

We bowed before the glory of Stephen Colbert and the black lesbian robot .

We shook our booty to Stevie Wonder .

We really liked the abortion movie .

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