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bobbert's avatar

And, of course, permanent certified facts.

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bobbert's avatar

Lamar Hunt (e.g.) libelz.

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bobbert's avatar

I hate to say this, but that almost makes sense.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

He's going to need a good lawyer to sue all those who plagiarize his, ummm, writing. I hear Orly Taitz is available.

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malsperanza's avatar

Glad to see Mr. Campfield is upholding the Southern tradition of Good Ole Boys named Vonnie, Lynn, Shirley, Beverly, and Stacy. Does he weigh 300 lbs.? Cause he's not a real GOB unless he's named Stacy, misinterprets law (can you say "Nullification," children?) <i>and</i> weighs 300 lbs.

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SullivanSt's avatar

The real question here is, why's a homophobe posting under the moniker "camp for you"?

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Well, he <i>wants</i> it to be real, isn't that the same as, you know, <i>being</i> real?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I always suspected Wonkette was just a puppet of the Knoxville News Sentinel.

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