Lemme Guess, It'll Be Called "The Partner"

Found on Craigslist:

1. Recently Passed the Bar or Awaiting Results?

   Major TV Network Seeks. . . Charismatic young lawyers for a new reality-based LEGAL show. Compete in mock trials/courtroom showdowns on prime-time TV. The last lawyer standing wins a lucrative job at a law firm. . .

   OPEN CALL THIS SUNDAY:

   12pm to 6pm

   Sunday, May 9, 2004

   Third Edition Restaurant/Bar

   1218 Wisconsin Avenue Northwest

   Washington, DC 20007

   YOUR CHANCE TO WIN A LUCRATIVE POSITION

   WITH A PRETIGIOUS LAW FIRM!

It's like "The Apprentice," but featuring contestants who even more craven and obnoxious! Guess we know who'll be the big "gets" for next year's Correspondents' Dinner. . .

Also: Wouldlovean eyewitness account of this cattle call. How great would it be if Stephen Glass showed up? It would be pretty fucking great.

UPDATE: An observant Wonketteer writes: "Presumably, if the show is anything like real law practice, you get extra points for pointing out that "PRETIGIOUS" is not a word."

 Lawyers wanted for Major Network Reality Show [Craigslist via Life, Law, Libido ]