This Lemon and Rosemary Gin Fizz is so beautiful, I can’t even.
Senate Majority Leader Ted Cruz
House Speaker Louis Gohmert
Take one tumbler of Bacardi 151 Rum, add 2 teaspoons of tonic, squeeze 1/4 lime, add one ice cube. Drink, rinse, repeat.
Get drunk before the Republicans get drunk with power.
2016 <i>will</i> be better, but there are 731 fucking days of embarrassment to get through first.
Senate Majority Leader Ted Cruz
House Speaker Louis Gohmert
Take one tumbler of Bacardi 151 Rum, add 2 teaspoons of tonic, squeeze 1/4 lime, add one ice cube. Drink, rinse, repeat.
Get drunk before the Republicans get drunk with power.
2016 <i>will</i> be better, but there are 731 fucking days of embarrassment to get through first.