This Lemon and Rosemary Gin Fizz is so beautiful, I can’t even. If you are holding a voter registration card with valid ID, come get your drink on for Election Day. It’s a tradition! If you voted in October, have a drink. If you waited in line and got your vote on earlier today, please -- have a drink. Are you watching the votes being tabulated on one of several electronic devices? You need a drink. In the US, this is how we do. We place our bets at the polls and we combine the best part of a celebration and wake into one delicious bev. Drink if you vote, and vote because you care.
Senate Majority Leader Ted Cruz
House Speaker Louis Gohmert
Take one tumbler of Bacardi 151 Rum, add 2 teaspoons of tonic, squeeze 1/4 lime, add one ice cube. Drink, rinse, repeat.
Get drunk before the Republicans get drunk with power.
2016 <i>will</i> be better, but there are 731 fucking days of embarrassment to get through first.