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Wow.

<em>How</em> badly written is IntenseDebate? And WTF does ShareThis need so many scripts for? And how many different ad providers does one site need?

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Sounds like a repeat of 1918.

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Douglas Haig pretty much did that at the Somme, and remained in his post long enough to try the same tactics at Passchendaele.

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she kinda did.

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By the power of Grayskull . . .

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Don't try to think like a chickenhawk, you might hurt yourself.

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Who says you can't do both at the same time?

Blowing up weddings? There's an app for that!

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I'd recommend saran-wrapping your sub before shoving it into that T-shirt cannon.

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Two girls, no cup?

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"Collateral damage" never counts. Unless it's our special flowers, of course.

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Suddenly I see why the chickenhawks who'd never serve want all the other men to die. Only way they stand a chance.

Sorry, though, Goldfarb, you're probably into "not even if you were the last man on earth" territory.

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Raging misogyny, how does it fucking work?

Oh yeah, <strong>exactly</strong> like that, thanks for the exposition, Michael Goldfarb, you fucking dinosaur.

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Combat kilts.

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If the military was in the business of protecting women, the composition of Muammar Ghaddafi's personal protection force would've ensured he was alive today.

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"To mindless chauvinists trying pathetically to concern-troll liberals--how can you possibly have failed to notice that the troops already see women killed in combat?"

I'm so tired of these morons.

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Goldfarb: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man? Vasquez: No. Have you?

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