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Mysterysurf's avatar

I cannot deny that my first thought is always "Is that Colonel Angus?"

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tegrat's avatar

See, if the turtle were really smart, he would have roped exactly nine of his team to vote for the bill, thus encouraging Manikin and Sinethics to continue to claim there is some sort of validity to the filibuster.

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Pura Vida19's avatar

Schumer should put it to a vote. Get them on the record for posterity as members of the death of democracy cult.

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Ωbjectifier's avatar

Sinethics. Nice.

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Pura Vida19's avatar

Investing in S&P index funds is kind of the go to for many retired folk that are still in the market.

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Pura Vida19's avatar

I'd settle for that.

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Pura Vida19's avatar

I wish that there was an LOL emoji, or if there is, I knew how to use it.

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Pura Vida19's avatar

"... and a warm place to shit."

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Pura Vida19's avatar

Thank you for that visual. I shall be retching Modelo Especial and Hornitos Plata until, well you know.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

I nominate Susan Collins.

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MrPug's avatar

I'm not that much of Shakespeare guy, but something about sound and fury amounting to nothing sums up the antiautoritarian efforts of the prodemocratic party. We are are fucked due the fecklessness of the not Republican party.

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Pura Vida19's avatar

No shit. Have they really found a bottom principle, or is it just jettisoning a member who got caught saying the secret truth aloud? HAHAHAHA!

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resource NW's avatar

IRAs are one of the chief drivers of the market. Hedge funders are along for the ride ... until they are not and drive the whole thing down taking mega profits. Supply of stock, limited; Demand of IRAs fixed but constant/continuing.. Econ 101.

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H-Bob's avatar

But Trump and his family couldn't vote🎉

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Come here a minute's avatar

Not only CAN it happen here, it obviously HAS happened here, via the Jim Crow laws. They're trying that bullshit again and it must be stopped!

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