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No pillow to bite.

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Screw the euphemism, they need to fully put it out there, whether it's "No Gays" or "No [race]"

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But this makes it sound as if right wingers can argue that the Hobby Lobby decision allows ALL KINDS of discrimination. I am for shocked!

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Self-hatred is strong, I mean, a dude was actually willing to marry Milo.

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Bylaw Curious. Also too, what is up with his eyeballs?

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"Is that a bottle of Astroglide under your towel, or are you just happy to see me?"

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"I want to do right, but not right now ..." -- St. Gillian Welch

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Every clammy God-botherer who says homosexuality is "a choice" is probably telling the truth. About themselves. They are desperately choosing to not be, and hoping it will eventually take.

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He does that when he threatens WW III as well. He might have to push the button with his elbow.

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those that eateth of their delicious guacamole and contemplateth them grinding avocados until the sweat fogs up the window

I'll have what she's having.

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Its tempting to feel demoralized by all these new wacko federal judges. And they can still cause a ton of damage! But we aren't stuck with these particular shenanigans, at least, until they die. Once we have sane adults back in charge of the legislature, they can clean up these loopholes. We can think of these asshole judges as the legal system's QA department. Maybe once all the obvious loopholes are closed, they will get bored and retire.

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Who could have seen that coming?

(Reads the dissent) Oh.

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Hellloooo million dollar business plan!

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Just remember, it's not Adam and Steve it's Adam and Yves.

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Do you suppose these hopeless goobers are dumb enough to think that teh gheys are going to sit still for any of this? Because we aren't.

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THIS! Man up and but up the sign - we'll totally know what to do.

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