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Let Us Now Have National Debate Over Whether Rick Santorum Said N-Word

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Let Us Now Have National Debate Over Whether Rick Santorum Said N-Word

Kirsten B. Johnson
Mar 30, 2012
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It is now a fact of wiener face Rick Santorum's life that every time he chews up his tongue during a speech and a few errant syllables sneak out, people will assume he was trying to stop himself from saying something racist mid-way through a word. This is Rick Santorum's punishment from Jesus, for vanity, for usurping the Lord's superpowers and claiming the invention of a new species, "the blah people." Thus thirty million humans saw a video of Rick Santorum battling with a word that sounds like it starts with "N" and then immediately rushed to email your Wonkette with the news that it was THAT N-word. Let's all carefully watch the video and have an opinion, shall we?

Verdict: you are all high. That does not sound like the N-word. This does not make him any less of a psychopath. [YouTube] 

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TundraGrifter
Aug 15

DSZ:

You give me too much credit! I had to go look that one up. Well, them up.

I did read The Inferno in high school, but didn't recall those two gentlemen in it. I did think it was rather tight to put Odysseus in the deeper circle of Hell - especailly since we'd read The Illiad and all thought he was a pretty good guy.

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Chris Grrr
Aug 15

Nigalodeon ?

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