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That’s our Joe! 😎

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There is also Texas Tech in Lubbock

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I too have hopes for fleeing this shitshow. I'd love to see this country be what it could be, but to be honest the stupid here is has been bred into the bones of the population and like you I don't have time enough to wait. Why should I continue to deal with the close to 50% of the people who were too dumb or too self-centered to cast their vote for TFG?

One of the worst feelings I've had in this life was election night 2016 when I realized just how horrible so many of my fellow citizens were. It literally gave me the heebie-jeebies to walk around in public, looking at people and wondering if they had voted for that wretched excuse for a human.

Good on you, and may you enjoy your new homes.

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Also too it comes from leet-speak, while quickly typing you can end up hitting the 3 instead of the e, so it became part of the lexicon.

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No, get the fridge vaxxed!

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I shared an elevator this afternoon with a young man wearing a Youngkin hat. Although I thought "asshole" the whole time, I kept my thoughts to myself and tried to be polite. He was wearing a mask and asked if he could ride along so not total asshole.

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I thought that was Gym Jordan for a second

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they remind me more of the "Swinging Czechoslovakian Bachelors."

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The parental leave is incredibly galling considering how many days off a year members of congress get.

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"To Serve and Infect"

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She reboots Melania when needed.

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Black beans & fruit: that’ll be a gaseous flare-up.

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100:1 odds the absent daddy had a $20000 motorcycle.

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She's a professional troll, and a bad one.

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Yep. Good.

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I somehow got the feeling Manchin is gonna find something else in the bill to bitch about and shitcan everything anyway. They've already put the damn bill on life-support until De-fucking-cember.

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