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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I may need to repaint it "bumblebee" color.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Thanks to everyone for the creative suggestions. A few other names I came up with in the meantime:Portzebie (what me worry?)Pope Prius (Pope Prius "Primus" I?)Restin' Prius (when parked)Warren Prius (for long rides)Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and of course, just plainPris (Prissy, if I had found the used Prius C I was looking for), because Daryl Hannah.

I think I'll make a list, tape it to the dashboard, and try different names (including those below) till something sticks. Thanks again.

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NerdWithNoName's avatar

Nice parking job!

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Major_Major_Major's avatar

Are his initials D.V., and also has gubernatorial aspirations?

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Poindexter's avatar

Awww, she's Butterstick-cute!

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Rick Hill's avatar

At least they would be if it weren't for those meddling kids!

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The Wanderer's avatar

"Kitten - no whip?"Can't I just have the venti kitten with sprinkles, then?

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Gayer Than Thou's avatar

Seriously. What a waste of a lot of nice dicks. Or so I assume, since I obviously haven't zoomed in to see each one individually or anything.

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Gayer Than Thou's avatar

"The recipe for Gorgonzola Soufflé with Gorgonzola Cream Sauce and Gorgonzola Crostini was gross because it tasted too much like Gorgonzola, which I hate!" Or: "My partner cannot eat bacon, cheese, bread, or anything fried, so I made your Fried Bacon and Cheese Sandwiches without any of those things and it was bland and horrible."

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Chris Johnson's avatar

See, that's why I'm a pediatrician. I get to see that every day.

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rebecca's avatar

yes. and she spent two days individually examining all his sloth fingers and toes.

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glasspusher's avatar

Hmm...sounds good, but...

http://www.bbc.com/news/blo...

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

shit shit shit (sorry Donna Rose!) I HATE when I spread a false meme...:(

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