This is why I am watching Georg Glaswein,* Ratzo&#039;s boytoy and the classic Vatican Eminence <strike>Pink</strike> Grise, to see if Peter Turkson is his new BFF. If it&#039;s him or some Brazilian or Filippino jamoke, that&#039;s where I&#039;m putting my precious Intrade dollars.
Seriously, though (sort of), I bet we&#039;re about to see our first blah pope--Turkson is at 25% to Any Italian at 34% on Intrade. Which in a perverse way would be one more amazing thing to credit Obama for. I&#039;m beginning to wonder if maybe he&#039;s earning that Nobel Prize after all. Well, the being blah thing plus scaring Jim DeMint right out of the Senate. (Oh wait, same thing.)
There&#039;s some irony that I, an open gay man, probably have lived a more celibate life than those closeted queens at the Vatican. There truly isn&#039;t a God. *weeps*
Anyone remember the outrage when masturbating nuns were shown in &#039;The Devils&#039;? Real life Catholicism seems stranger than Ken Russell imagined.
man i LOVE this shit. we NEVER get scandals like this.
course, we haven&#039;t been around for 2000 years, we were founded by fucking wingnut pilgrims and also we can&#039;t have nice things.
Denny&#039;s Libel!
Just as an aside, the &quot;Pontiff&#039;s purloined parchment&quot; is a phat phrase.
This is why I am watching Georg Glaswein,* Ratzo&#039;s boytoy and the classic Vatican Eminence <strike>Pink</strike> Grise, to see if Peter Turkson is his new BFF. If it&#039;s him or some Brazilian or Filippino jamoke, that&#039;s where I&#039;m putting my precious Intrade dollars.
* <a href="http:\/\/www.compartiendomiopinion.com\/2013\/01\/georg-ganswein-el-sex-symbol-de-el.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.compartiendomiopinion.com/2013/01/geor...">http://www.compartiendomiop...
+ <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/02\/20\/peter-turkson-gay-priests-to-blame-for-child-sex-abuse_n_2724241.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/20/peter-tu...">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...
Seriously, though (sort of), I bet we&#039;re about to see our first blah pope--Turkson is at 25% to Any Italian at 34% on Intrade. Which in a perverse way would be one more amazing thing to credit Obama for. I&#039;m beginning to wonder if maybe he&#039;s earning that Nobel Prize after all. Well, the being blah thing plus scaring Jim DeMint right out of the Senate. (Oh wait, same thing.)
Yeah, but lots of HOT SEX!
Can&#039;t wait for The Vatican&#039;s performance of &#039;Night of the Long Knives.&#039;
Say what you will about the Catholic Church, dude, at least it&#039;s an ethos.
Genuflect! Genuflect! Genuflect!
There&#039;s some irony that I, an open gay man, probably have lived a more celibate life than those closeted queens at the Vatican. There truly isn&#039;t a God. *weeps*
The Devil?
Ian Paisley could be interested.
Anyone remember the outrage when masturbating nuns were shown in &#039;The Devils&#039;? Real life Catholicism seems stranger than Ken Russell imagined.
Pope-Gayt!!1!
Fifty shades of celibacy.
The power of teh gheys commands you: Kneel before the ring!
Gay priests. Who knew?